America is busy injecting defenseless rats with
the Ebola virus to systematically extract
antibodies that can maybe “cure” Ebola. A group of
extraordinary Africans have come together to find
a more humane and effective cure for the disease.
Sources confirm that this potential cure does not
involve harming rats, monkeys or any sort of
animal and neither was it created in any fancy or
expensive African research University or Hospital
(that is if they even exist). These brilliant
scientists… I mean pastors gathered inside
Africa’s most lavishly equipped and weekly funded
medical research facility… the Nigerian
church… where several other cures have been
discovered in the past couple of years. Including
the cure for Aids, the cure for Cancer, the cure for
Poverty and even the cure for Boko Haram - just
ask Pastor T.B. Joshua! So while America
is still playing around with rats, these
Nigerian pastors are hard at work trying to find a
permanent Human solution for Ebola and they are
close! Their proposed cure, unofficially called
Annointing-Oil-Z TM, has significant advantages
over the recent American Z-mapp TM serum used
recently on 2 American health workers. For
starters it does not need to be administered
intravenously, it can be administered with a
simple push, I mean touch of oil to the forehead.
Another advantage is that the oil is not
temperature sensitive. Unlike the Z-mappT TM
serum that has to be kept at subzero temperature
and thawed out naturally, the Annointing-Oil-
ZTM has shown significant stability in both low
and high temperatures. With just a few scriptures
and Annointing-Oil-Z TM patients who had the
Ebola fever or Malaria fever (or any kind of fever
for that matter) instantly showed a dramatic
improvement in their condition. Data is
inconclusive at the moment on the full potential of
the drug and whether it can be commercialized in
the near future. However, the initial results are
promising and as more and more pastors from top
Nigerian religious institutions come together to
tackle this disease, the chances of a commercial
solution rise even higher. What is most
interesting about this cure is that it is 100% crowd
funded by thousands of worshipers every week. In
addition to that, the Government gives significant
tax breaks to these religious research facilities to
encourage their research work. “Without the
Government tax breaks we would struggle to
maintain our research facilities and also struggle
to expand our health and healing ministries,” said
Nigerian Clergyman Titus Theophilus, who
explained that the Government tax breaks plays a
significant role in ensuring that the ministry is well
funded. “Thanks to them (The Government) we
are able to get our message across to other parts
of West Africa and have even been able to
purchase a private jet for our head Pastor in case
he needs to meet with other top researchers from
across the world.” So while the American
Government is busy spending millions of dollars to
build top University/Hospital research
facilities and killing rats and monkeys in the
process, the Nigerian Government is instead
busy investing in a much humane and arguably
better solution which does not put a
burden on their tax payers, a solution that is
powered by weekly crowd funded tithes with
additional but indirect support via Government tax
breaks. At the end of the day the Nigerian solution
is brilliant as it does not put any pressure on the
Nigerian Government to address consistent
University strike issues or even Hospital strike
issues. I mean who needs fully functional medical
facilities and top-notch University building when
your country has some of the largest and most
expensive churches in the world? At this rate, a
permanent end to Ebola might just be around the
corner and it will shock the world to know that the
solution Annointing-Oil-Z TM was made in Nigeria!
NOTE: No rats were harmed in the writing of this
article. P.S. If you liked this post, you might enjoy
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